There’s a hole in my Budget

There’s a hole in my Budget, Keir Starmer, Keir Starmer.

Then fix it, dear Rachel, dear Rachel. Just fix it.

With what shall I fix it, Keir Starmer, Keir Starmer?

With taxes, dear Rachel, dear Rachel. With taxes.

But how shall I tax them, Keir Starmer, Keir Starmer?

With a wealth tax, dear Rachel, dear Rachel.

But what if they exit, Keir Starmer, Keir Starmer?

Then tax them to exit, dear Rachel, dear Rachel. Tax them when they leave.

But what if they’ve left us, Keir Starmer, Keir Starmer?

Then tax all their mansions, dear Rachel, dear Rachel.

But what if they’ve sold them, Keir Starmer, Keir Starmer?

Then tax all their pensions, dear Rachel, dear Rachel.

But what if they have none, Keir Starmer, Keir Starmer?

Then make a new Budget, dear Rachel, dear Rachel.

There’s a hole in my Budget, Keir Starmer, Keir Starmer…

(to be continued, unfortunately)

Madsen Pirie